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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 446304" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Puppy's Twelve Days Of Christmas</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Seven scraps of wrapping paper,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Eight tiny reindeer fragments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Seven scraps of wrapping paper,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">My wreath in nine pieces,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Eight tiny reindeer fragments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Seven scraps of wrapping paper,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">My wreath in nine pieces,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Eight tiny reindeer fragments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Seven scraps of wrapping paper,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Eleven unwrapped presents,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">My wreath in nine pieces,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Eight tiny reindeer fragments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Seven scraps of wrapping paper,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Six yards of soggy ribbon,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Five chewed-up stockings,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Four broken window candles,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Three punctured ornaments,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">Two leaking bubble lights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">A dozen puppy kisses...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #3d3d3c">And I forgot all about the other eleven days.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 446304, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]Puppy's Twelve Days Of Christmas[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Seven scraps of wrapping paper,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Eight tiny reindeer fragments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Seven scraps of wrapping paper,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]My wreath in nine pieces,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Eight tiny reindeer fragments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Seven scraps of wrapping paper,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]My wreath in nine pieces,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Eight tiny reindeer fragments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Seven scraps of wrapping paper,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Eleven unwrapped presents,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]My wreath in nine pieces,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Eight tiny reindeer fragments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Seven scraps of wrapping paper,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Six yards of soggy ribbon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Five chewed-up stockings,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Four broken window candles,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Three punctured ornaments,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]Two leaking bubble lights,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]A dozen puppy kisses...[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#3d3d3c]And I forgot all about the other eleven days.[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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