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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 453878" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The Zen of Sarcasm</strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">1</span></span></em></em><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em>.</em></span></em></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either Just pretty much leave me the hell alone</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">2</span></span></em></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em>.</em></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em>I</em></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>t's always</em></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> <em><em>darkest before dawn</em></em></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em>. </em></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.</em></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">3.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Don't be irreplaceable</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">4.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">5. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Never test the depth of the water with both feet</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px">6. </span></em></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">7. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">B</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">efore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">8. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">I</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">friend at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">9. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">10. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">If</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">11.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">I</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">friend you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">12</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">S</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">ome days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">13. </span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Everyone seems normal until you get to know them</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">14</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">T</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">he quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">15.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"> A </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">closed mouth gathers no foot</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">16.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">17</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">18</span></span></span></em></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">19.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"> N</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">ever miss a good chance to shut up</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">2</span></span>0.</span></span></em></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">N</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 453878, member: 1246"] [I][B][I][U][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=6][FONT=Georgia][B]The Zen of Sarcasm[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B][/I] [I][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]1[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][B][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][I].[/I][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either Just pretty much leave me the hell alone[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=6][FONT=Georgia].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]2[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=4][FONT=Garamond][I].[/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond][I]I[/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia][I]t's always[/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia] [I][I]darkest before dawn[/I][/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond][I]. [/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia][I]So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.[/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]3.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Don't be irreplaceable[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]4.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=6][FONT=Georgia].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]5. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Never test the depth of the water with both feet[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5]6. [/SIZE][/I][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]7. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]B[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]efore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]8. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]I[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]friend at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]9. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]10. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]If[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia] you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]11.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]I[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]friend you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]12[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][FONT=Garamond]. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]S[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]ome days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]13. [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Everyone seems normal until you get to know them[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]14[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][FONT=Garamond]. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]T[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]he quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]15.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond] A [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]closed mouth gathers no foot[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]16.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia] There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]17[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][FONT=Garamond]. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]18[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][FONT=Garamond]. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond]19.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond] N[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]ever miss a good chance to shut up[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][I][FONT=Garamond] [I][SIZE=5][FONT=Garamond][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]2[/COLOR][/COLOR]0.[/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/I][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond]N[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia]ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=6][FONT=Garamond].[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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