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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 454830" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">3 Words Test.....</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The Mexican man of course agrees. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 454830, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]3 Words Test.....[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence." The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?" [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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