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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 456938" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Tenn......</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tennessee to 32? </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Documentaries.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Where was the toothbrush invented?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tennessee . If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">been called a teeth brush.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">finished coloring one of 'em.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A new law was recently passed in Tennessee . When a couple gets </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">divorced, they're STILL cousins.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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