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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 458854" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">devil...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "Why so glum?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">You a drinking man?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">anyway."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "You a smoker?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "You better believe it!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Wow...that' s awesome!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Cool!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "What about Drugs?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "You gay?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Guy: "No..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #804040">Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 458854, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#804040]One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway." Guy: "Gee that sounds great!" Satan: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it!" Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?" Guy: "Wow...that' s awesome!" Satan: "I bet you like to gamble." Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do." Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow." Guy: "Cool!" Satan: "What about Drugs?" Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?" Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares." Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" Satan: "You gay?" Guy: "No..." Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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