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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 459974" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Signs and notices</strong></p><p> </p><p>These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.</p><p> </p><p>In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." </p><p> </p><p>On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor." </p><p> </p><p>A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS" </p><p> </p><p>A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road." </p><p> </p><p>On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 459974, member: 1246"] [B]Signs and notices[/B] These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world. In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor." A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS" A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road." On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' [/QUOTE]
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