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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 461290" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">American Logic</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner". </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 461290, member: 1246"] [CENTER]American Logic[/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. [*]We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour. [*]We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner". [*]We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time. [*]We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild. [*]We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. [*]In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. [*]We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. [*]We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. [*]We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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