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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 464571" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>You Know You're from Idaho When...</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The wind is faster than your truck. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Every other vehicle is a 4x4. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In March your vehicle is 43% mud. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The elevation exceeds the population. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can see the stars at night. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A girls' basketball game fills the gym. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You slept through the night unawakened by a siren. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Idaho friends.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 464571, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]You Know You're from Idaho When...[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]The wind is faster than your truck. [*]Every other vehicle is a 4x4. [*]When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat. [*]In March your vehicle is 43% mud. [*]You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there. [*]You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool. [*]You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick." [*]The elevation exceeds the population. [*]You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you. [*]You can see the stars at night. [*]People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall. [*]Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse. [*]You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day. [*]The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house. [*]Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals. [*]A girls' basketball game fills the gym. [*]You slept through the night unawakened by a siren. [*]A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert. [*]You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough. [*]Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what." [*]Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list. [*]You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck. [*]You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together. [*]In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor. [*]When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk. [*]Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box." [*]You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries. [*]You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road. [*]You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling." [*]You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Idaho friends. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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