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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 464574" data-attributes="member: 1246">Their Golden Wedding...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, &quot;What a peaceful &amp; loving couple&quot;. The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Husband replied: &quot;Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,&quot; explained the man. &quot;We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn&#039;t gone too far when my wife&#039;s horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down a t the horse and quietly said, &quot;That&#039;s once.&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, &quot;That&#039;s twice.&quot; &quot;We hadn&#039;t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I SHOUTED at her, &quot;What&#039;s wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you friggin crazy!? She looked at ME, and quietly said, &quot;That&#039;s once.&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 464574, member: 1246"] Their Golden Wedding... [FONT=Andy]A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. [/FONT] [FONT=Andy]The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down a t the horse and quietly said, "That's once." [/FONT] [FONT=Andy]"We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. [/FONT] [FONT=Andy]I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you friggin crazy!? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." [/FONT] [FONT=Andy]"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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