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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 466377" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Write it Down</strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">An elderly husband and wife noticed they were beginning to forget little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous so they decided to go see a doctor to get some help.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Their doctor told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. This seemed like an excellent idea. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When they got home, the wife said, "Honey, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? Why don't you write that down so you won't forget?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!"</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I'd also like some strawberries on it. You better write that down, because I know you'll forget."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Don't be silly," replied the husband. "A dish of ice cream and some strawberries. I can remember that!"</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"OK, dear, but I'd like you to put some whipped cream on top. Now you'd really better write it down now. You'll forget," said the wife.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"No problem, ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">With that, the husband shut the kitchen door behind him. The wife could hear him getting out pots and pans and making lots of noise. He emerged from the kitchen about 15 minutes later. Walking over to his wife, he presented her with a plate of bacon and eggs. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The wife took one look at the plate, glanced up at her husband and said, "Where's the toast?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 466377, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][B]Write it Down[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]An elderly husband and wife noticed they were beginning to forget little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous so they decided to go see a doctor to get some help.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]Their doctor told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. This seemed like an excellent idea. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]When they got home, the wife said, "Honey, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? Why don't you write that down so you won't forget?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]"Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]"I'd also like some strawberries on it. You better write that down, because I know you'll forget."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]"Don't be silly," replied the husband. "A dish of ice cream and some strawberries. I can remember that!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]"OK, dear, but I'd like you to put some whipped cream on top. Now you'd really better write it down now. You'll forget," said the wife.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]"No problem, ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]With that, the husband shut the kitchen door behind him. The wife could hear him getting out pots and pans and making lots of noise. He emerged from the kitchen about 15 minutes later. Walking over to his wife, he presented her with a plate of bacon and eggs. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#008080][FONT=Arial]The wife took one look at the plate, glanced up at her husband and said, "Where's the toast?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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