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<blockquote data-quote="dilligaf" data-source="post: 466835" data-attributes="member: 11476">Subject: Skinny Dipping&nbsp;&gt; Getting old does NOT mean your mind is not&nbsp; active.&gt; &gt; Skinny Dipping....&gt; An elderly man in Louisiana had&nbsp; owned a large farm for several years.&gt; He had a large pond in the&nbsp; back. It was properly shaped for swimming,&gt; so he fixed it up nice&nbsp; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some &gt; apple and peach&nbsp; trees.&gt; &gt; One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,&nbsp; as he &gt; hadn&#039;t been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a&nbsp; &gt; five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.&gt; As he neared the&nbsp; pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing withglee.&gt; As he came&nbsp; closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women &gt; skinny-dipping in his&nbsp; pond.&gt; He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to&nbsp; the deepend.&gt; One of the women shouted to him, &#039;We&#039;re not coming out&nbsp; until youleave!&#039;&gt; The old man frowned, &#039;I didn&#039;t come down here to&nbsp; watch you ladies &gt; swim naked or make you get out of the pond&nbsp; naked.&#039;&gt; &gt; Holding the bucket up he said, &#039;I&#039;m here to feed the&nbsp; alligator.&#039;&gt; &gt; Some old men can still think&nbsp; fast.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="dilligaf, post: 466835, member: 11476"] [B]Subject:[/B] Skinny Dipping > Getting old does NOT mean your mind is not active. > > Skinny Dipping.... > An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. > He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, > so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some > apple and peach trees. > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he > hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a > five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. > As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women > skinny-dipping in his pond. > He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. > One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' > The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' > > Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' > > Some old men can still think fast. [/QUOTE]

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