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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 468555" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Ol' Blue...............</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>A young cowboy </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">from </span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>Texas goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">foolishly squandered all his money.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">He calls home. 'Dad,' he </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">says, 'You won't believe what modern education is </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">developing!</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>They actually have a program here in Austin that will teach </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!'</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">'That's amazing,' his Dad says. 'How do </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">I get Ol' Blue in that program?'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'Just send him down here with </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">$1,000' the young cowboy says. 'I'll get him in the course.'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>So, </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">his father sends the dog and $1,000.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>About two-thirds </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">home.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'So how's Ol' Blue doing son?' his father </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">asks.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">just won't believe this - </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>they've had such good results they have started to </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">teach the animals how to read!'</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">'Read!' says his father, 'No kidding! </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">How do we get Blue in that program?'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>Just send $2,500, I'll get </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">him in the class.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>When he arrives home</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>at </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">the end of the year, his father is all excited. </span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>'Where's Ol' Blue? I just </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">can't wait to see him read something and talk!'</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">'Dad,' the boy says, 'I </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">have some grim news. </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">Ol ' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading </span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">Then he turned to </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">redhead who lives in town?'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The father exclaimed, 'I hope you </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'I </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">sure did, Dad!'</span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'That's my boy</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">!'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">The kid went on to be a successful lawyer ...... And</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>then he </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black">went on to become a Congressman. </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 468555, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Ol' Blue...............[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]A young cowboy [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]from [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]Texas goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]foolishly squandered all his money.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]He calls home. 'Dad,' he [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]says, 'You won't believe what modern education is [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]developing![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]They actually have a program here in Austin that will teach [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]'That's amazing,' his Dad says. 'How do [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]I get Ol' Blue in that program?'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]'Just send him down here with [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]$1,000' the young cowboy says. 'I'll get him in the course.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]So, [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]his father sends the dog and $1,000.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]About two-thirds [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]home.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]'So how's Ol' Blue doing son?' his father [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]asks.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]just won't believe this - [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]they've had such good results they have started to [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]teach the animals how to read!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]'Read!' says his father, 'No kidding! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]How do we get Blue in that program?'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]Just send $2,500, I'll get [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]him in the class.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]When he arrives home[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]at [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]the end of the year, his father is all excited. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]'Where's Ol' Blue? I just [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]can't wait to see him read something and talk!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]'Dad,' the boy says, 'I [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]have some grim news. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]Ol ' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]Then he turned to [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]redhead who lives in town?'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]The father exclaimed, 'I hope you [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]'I [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]sure did, Dad!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][B][B]'That's my boy[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]!'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]The kid went on to be a successful lawyer ...... And [B][B]then he [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=black]went on to become a Congressman. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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