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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 470513" data-attributes="member: 1246">Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of inanimate objects actually are either male or female. &nbsp;Here are some examples: &nbsp;FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. &nbsp;PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. Also, they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. &nbsp;TIRES: These are male, because they go bald easily, and often are over inflated. &nbsp;HOT AIR BALLOON: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. &nbsp;SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable, and retain water. &nbsp;WEB PAGES: These are female, because they&#039;re constantly being looked at, and frequently getting hit on. &nbsp;TRAINS: These are definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. &nbsp;HOURGLASS EGG TIMERS: These are female because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. &nbsp;HAMMERS: These are male, because in the last 5,000 years, they&#039;ve hardly changed at all, but occasionally are handy to have around. &nbsp;REMOTE CONTROLS: Female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he&#039;d be lost without it, and while he doesn&#039;t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying until something happens.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 470513, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Tahoma]Male or Female? [/FONT][/B]You might not have known this, but a lot of inanimate objects actually are either male or female. Here are some examples: [B][B]FREEZER BAGS: [/B][/B]They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. [B][B]PHOTOCOPIERS: [/B][/B]These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. Also, they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. [B][B]TIRES:[/B][/B] These are male, because they go bald easily, and often are over inflated. [B][B]HOT AIR BALLOON:[/B][/B] Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. [B][B]SPONGES:[/B][/B] These are female, because they are soft, squeezable, and retain water. [B][B]WEB PAGES: [/B][/B]These are female, because they're constantly being looked at, and frequently getting hit on. [B][B]TRAINS:[/B][/B] These are definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. [B][B]HOURGLASS EGG TIMERS:[/B][/B] These are female because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. [B][B]HAMMERS:[/B][/B] These are male, because in the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all, but occasionally are handy to have around. [B][B]REMOTE CONTROLS:[/B][/B] Female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying until something happens. [/QUOTE]

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