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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 471231" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Ways to Tell if Someone is From Seattle</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Knows at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Uses more than 5 words [a unique vocabulary] to order a cup of coffee. "I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please."</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Designer' wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Considers it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day. On Average, Seattle has less than 3 SUNNY days in February. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Feels guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash, instead of a recycle bin. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Stands on a deserted street corner in the rain, waiting for the light to say walk. Did you know that Seattle police issue over 2500 citations a year to pedestrians jaywalking in downtown Seattle? Well, Seattleites can follow the "Don't Walk" lights to extremes. Once, while I was crossing the street, the "Walk" light started flashing "Don't Walk" just as I reached the middle of the intersection. Would you believe, the pedestrian right beside me turned around, and walked back to the corner we started from! </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Have been "snow" skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]When discussing rainforests and volcanoes, NOT talking about Hawaii. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Groans when Seattle gets listed as one of the best places to live. At all costs, Seattleites do NOT want to encourage ANY MORE people to move to Seattle. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Takes an umbrella wherever they go! </span></span></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 471231, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Ways to Tell if Someone is From Seattle[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Knows at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires. [*]Uses more than 5 words [a unique vocabulary] to order a cup of coffee. "I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please." [/LIST][/SIZE][/FONT] [LIST] [*] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Designer' wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Considers it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day. On Average, Seattle has less than 3 SUNNY days in February. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Feels guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash, instead of a recycle bin. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Stands on a deserted street corner in the rain, waiting for the light to say walk. Did you know that Seattle police issue over 2500 citations a year to pedestrians jaywalking in downtown Seattle? Well, Seattleites can follow the "Don't Walk" lights to extremes. Once, while I was crossing the street, the "Walk" light started flashing "Don't Walk" just as I reached the middle of the intersection. Would you believe, the pedestrian right beside me turned around, and walked back to the corner we started from! [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Have been "snow" skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]When discussing rainforests and volcanoes, NOT talking about Hawaii. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Groans when Seattle gets listed as one of the best places to live. At all costs, Seattleites do NOT want to encourage ANY MORE people to move to Seattle. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [*]Takes an umbrella wherever they go! [/FONT][/SIZE] [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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