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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 471592" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have. The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special -- it can speak most languages. So Moshe decides to test this out: "Do you speak English?" asks Moshe.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Yes," replies the parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Hablas Espanol?" asks Moshe."Si," replies the parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Parlez-vouz Fransais?" asks Moshe."Oui," replies the parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Moshe."Jawohl," replies the parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Falas Portugues?" asks Moshe."Sim," replies the parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the parrot,"Do you speak Yiddish?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says,"Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 471592, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have. The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special -- it can speak most languages. So Moshe decides to test this out: "Do you speak English?" asks Moshe. "Yes," replies the parrot. "Hablas Espanol?" asks Moshe."Si," replies the parrot. "Parlez-vouz Fransais?" asks Moshe."Oui," replies the parrot. "Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Moshe."Jawohl," replies the parrot. "Falas Portugues?" asks Moshe."Sim," replies the parrot. Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the parrot,"Do you speak Yiddish?" The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says,"Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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