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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 472716" data-attributes="member: 5402">Caution... They  Walk Among Us!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some guy bought a  new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front  yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take  it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice  at it.  He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.  It looked too good to  be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'  The  next day someone stole it!***They walk amongst us!***-----------------------------------------------------------------------------*One  day I was walking  down the beach with some friends when someone  shouted....'Look at that dead  bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and  said...'where?'***They walk  among  us!!***-----------------------------------------------------------------------------While looking  at a house, my brother  asked the estate agent which direction was north  because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She  asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun  rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I  don't keep up with that  stuff' ***They Walk Among   Us!!***---------------------------------------------------------------------------------My colleague  and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the  administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive  to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get  sunburned because the car was moving'.***They Walk Among   Us!!!!***--------------------------------------------------------------------------------My sister has a  lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets  trapped She keeps it in the trunk.***They Walk Among   Us!!!!!***----------------------------------------------------------------------------------I was hanging  out with a friend  when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring  by a chain. My  friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned  her head?' I  had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same  distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...***They Walk  Among Us!!!!!!! ***-------------------------------------------------------------------------------I couldn't  find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage  office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and  told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good  hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...(I work with  professionals like this.)***They Walk Among   Us!!!!!!!!***-------------------------------------------------------------------------------While working  at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to  be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He  thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I  don't  think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.***Yep, They Walk Among  Us, too.!!!!!!!!Sadly,  not  only do they walk among us, they alsoreproduce!!!!</blockquote>

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