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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 473626" data-attributes="member: 1246">Make Me A Stud!Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the PearlyGates. St. Peter said, &quot;I&#039;d like to get you guys in now, but ourcomputer&#039;s down. You&#039;ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, butyou can&#039;t go back as priests. What&#039;ll it be?&quot; The first priest says, &quot;I&#039;ve always wanted to be an eagle, soaring abovethe Rocky mountains.&quot; &quot;So be it,&quot; says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, &quot;Will any ofthis week &#039;count&#039;, St. Peter?&quot; &quot;No, I told you the computer&#039;s down. There&#039;s no way we can keep track ofwhat you&#039;re doing.&quot; &quot;In that case,&quot; says the second priest, &quot;I&#039;ve always wanted to be astud.&quot; &quot;So be it&quot; says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. &quot;Will you have any trouble locating them?&quot; Heasks. &quot;The first one should be easy,&quot; says St. Peter. &quot;He&#039;s somewhere over theRockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to bemore difficult.&quot; &quot;Why?&quot; asketh the Lord. &quot;He&#039;s on a snow tire, somewhere in Idaho.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 473626, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial]Make Me A Stud![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]the Rocky mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Idaho."[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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