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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 474084" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong><em>Cursing at work</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Dear Employees:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 1</span></span></span></u></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 2</span></span></span></u></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 3</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 4 </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 5</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: Really?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 6</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__..</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 7</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 8</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: That's interesting.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: What the f___?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 9</span></span></span></u></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 10</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING : I'll try to schedule that.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 11 </span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">Number 12</span></span></span></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #444444">INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 474084, member: 1246"] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B][I]Cursing at work[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Dear Employees:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 1[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 2[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 3[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 4 [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 5[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: Really?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 6[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__..[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 7[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 8[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: That's interesting.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: What the f___?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 9[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 10[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING : I'll try to schedule that.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 11 [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [U][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]Number 12[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/U] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#444444]INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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