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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 474718" data-attributes="member: 1246">Hark I Hear A Cannon....
 The actor&#039;s agent finally gets him a part. It is only one line - &quot;Hark I hear a cannon.&quot; He practices the line and tells his parents and friends he has a part and his role has him say - Hark I hear a cannon. When he arrives at the theater the guard asks who he is. He replies the guy who says - Hark I hear a cannon. The guard let&#039;s him in. The makeup people also want to know who he is and he says I am the guy who says- Hark I hear a cannon. He gets the cue to go on stage. The cannon goes off and he says - what the hell was that! &nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 474718, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][B]Hark I Hear A Cannon....[/B] [/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]The actor's agent finally gets him a part. It is only one line - "Hark I hear a cannon." He practices the line and tells his parents and friends he has a part and his role has him say - Hark I hear a cannon. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]When he arrives at the theater the guard asks who he is. He replies the guy who says - Hark I hear a cannon. The guard let's him in. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]The makeup people also want to know who he is and he says I am the guy who says- Hark I hear a cannon. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]He gets the cue to go on stage. The cannon goes off and he says - what the hell was that! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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