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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 475262" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The 11th Husband</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #302449"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #302449"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #302449"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #b27c51"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #b27c51"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #b27c51"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Well, husband#1 was a </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #4040ff"><span style="color: #4040ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Sales Representative; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b27c51"><span style="color: #b27c51"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bfbf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bfbf"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bfbf"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 2 was in </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><span style="color: #0080ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Software Services; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bfbf"><span style="color: #00bfbf"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>"Husband # 3 was from </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Field Services; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: yellow"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: yellow"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: yellow"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Husband # 4 was in </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Telemarketing;</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>even though he knew he had the</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband #6 was from Administration; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff7f00"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff7f00"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff7f00"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff7f00"><span style="color: #ff7f00"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bf60"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bf60"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #00bf60"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bf60"><span style="color: #00bf60"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>all he did was talk about it.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>all he did was look at it.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: aqua"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: aqua"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: aqua"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> all he ever did was........... God I miss him.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a94a76"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a94a76"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #a94a76"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #111111"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #111111"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #111111"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff409f"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff409f"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #ff409f"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Your're with the </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"GOVERNMENT"..</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>This time </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>I KNOW I'M</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> gonna get </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #482c1b"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #482c1b"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>SCREWED."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 475262, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#c00000][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The 11th Husband[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#c00000] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#302449] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#b27c51] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Well, husband#1 was a [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#4040ff][COLOR=#4040ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Sales Representative; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#b27c51][COLOR=#b27c51][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]he kept telling me how great it was going to be.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#00bfbf] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 2 was in [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0080ff][COLOR=#0080ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Software Services; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#00bfbf][COLOR=#00bfbf][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]"Husband # 3 was from [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Field Services; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=yellow] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Husband # 4 was in [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Telemarketing;[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Tahoma][B]even though he knew he had the[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Tahoma][B]order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#bf00bf] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=#bf00bf][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#8b8b8b] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband #6 was from Administration; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8b8b8b][COLOR=#8b8b8b][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff7f00] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff7f00][COLOR=#ff7f00][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#00bf60] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#00bf60][COLOR=#00bf60][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]all he did was talk about it.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=fuchsia] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]all he did was look at it.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=aqua] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=aqua][COLOR=aqua][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] all he ever did was........... God I miss him.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#a94a76] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#111111] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff409f] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"Your're with the [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#441415][COLOR=#441415][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"GOVERNMENT"..[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]This time [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#441415][COLOR=#441415][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]I KNOW I'M[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] gonna get [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#482c1b] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]SCREWED."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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