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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 486086" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">APHORISM:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION, A GENERAL TRUTH OR ADAGE </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks ?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>17. Do you realize that in about 40 years we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>18. Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>19. After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 486086, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]APHORISM:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma]A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION, A GENERAL TRUTH OR ADAGE [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks ?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]17. Do you realize that in about 40 years we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]18. Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]19. After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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