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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 490865" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A Boss Who Tells it Like it Is ... </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To All My Valued Employees, </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">country. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you decide what is in your best interests. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">my big home at last year's Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">However, what you don't see is the back story. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">company, which by the way, would eventually employ you. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">was married to my business - hard work, discipline, and sacrifice. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing item that didn't </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of that garden - the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations ... You never </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">steep and not without wounds. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you why: </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">this country. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">your job is in jeopardy. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had, suddenly, the government </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">$288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">salaries. But you can forget it now. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So where am I going with all this? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It's quite simple. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">with no employees to worry about ... </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Signed, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Your boss</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 490865, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]A Boss Who Tells it Like it Is ... [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]To All My Valued Employees, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]country. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]you decide what is in your best interests. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]my big home at last year's Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]However, what you don't see is the back story. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]company, which by the way, would eventually employ you. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]was married to my business - hard work, discipline, and sacrifice. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing item that didn't [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]of that garden - the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations ... You never [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]steep and not without wounds. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]you why: [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]this country. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]your job is in jeopardy. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had, suddenly, the government [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]$288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]salaries. But you can forget it now. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]So where am I going with all this? [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]It's quite simple. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]with no employees to worry about ... [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Signed, [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Your boss[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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