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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 491509" data-attributes="member: 1246">Chicken coop&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The priest in a small English village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. &nbsp;One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.&nbsp;He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. &nbsp;During mass, he asked his congregation, &quot;Has anybody got a cock?&quot; &nbsp;All the men stood up.&nbsp;&quot;No, no, that wasn&#039;t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?&quot;&nbsp;All the women stood up.&nbsp;&quot;No, no, that wasn&#039;t what I meant either.. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn&#039;t belong to them?&quot; &nbsp;Half the women stood up !&nbsp;&quot;No, no, no, that wasn&#039;t what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?&quot;&nbsp;Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 491509, member: 1246"] Chicken coop [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The priest in a small English village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]All the men stood up.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]All the women stood up.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either.. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Half the women stood up ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]

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