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Message: <blockquote data-quote="trplnkl" data-source="post: 494640" data-attributes="member: 13254"> you  find out  interesting things when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed  holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches  deep. 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over  them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old  Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded  restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the  motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear  and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,  to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft.  room. =0D5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling  fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up  a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball  a long way 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop  a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet  flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake  fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year  old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man  says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will  pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play  dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.)  Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a  swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters  do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches  even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage  bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make  lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know  what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it  on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in  Austin, TX20has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on  the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It  will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body  weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost  all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who  read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake  fluid. </blockquote>

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