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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 496192" data-attributes="member: 1246">For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, &quot;Son, we&#039;d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There&#039;s no way we can afford it.&quot;The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, &quot;Son, where are you going?&quot;Little Joseph told him; &quot;I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I&#039;ll be damned if I&#039;m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 496192, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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