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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 496551" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">THE REAL MEANING OF PLANT CATALOG TERMINOLOGY........</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"A favorite of birds" means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Grows more beautiful each year" means "Looks like roadkill for the foreseeable future."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Zone 5 with protection" is a variation on the phrase "Russian roulette."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"May require support" means your daughter's engineering degree will finally pay off.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Moisture-loving" plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs and swamps.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Carefree" refers more to the plant's attitude than to your workload.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Vigorous" is code for "has a compulsion to take over the world."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Grandma's Favorite" -- until she discovered free-flowering, disease-resistant hybrids. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 496551, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]THE REAL MEANING OF PLANT CATALOG TERMINOLOGY........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"A favorite of birds" means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Grows more beautiful each year" means "Looks like roadkill for the foreseeable future."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Zone 5 with protection" is a variation on the phrase "Russian roulette."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"May require support" means your daughter's engineering degree will finally pay off.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Moisture-loving" plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs and swamps.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Carefree" refers more to the plant's attitude than to your workload.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Vigorous" is code for "has a compulsion to take over the world."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Grandma's Favorite" -- until she discovered free-flowering, disease-resistant hybrids. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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