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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 502171" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do you need a new car? .......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Here's a little help for you if you can't figure out the answer yourself.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 502171, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Do you need a new car? ....... Here's a little help for you if you can't figure out the answer yourself. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?" Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club." While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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