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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 504570" data-attributes="member: 1246">A family was sitting at the dinner table one evening in a warm and cozy atmosphere . The young Son of this family speaks up and asks his Father, &quot;Dad, how many kinds of &quot;BOOBIES&quot; are there ???&quot; The Father, very surprised at his young Son&#039;s question, answered ..... &quot;Well Son, there&#039;s at least three kinds of women&#039;s breasts . In a woman&#039;s twenties, her breasts are like melons, round and firm . In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but starting to sag just a bit . After fifty, they are like onions .&quot; &quot;Onions, answered the Son.&quot; &quot;Yes, you see them, and they make you cry !&quot; This infuriated his Wife and Daughter, so his Daughter said, &quot;Mom, how many types of &quot;WILLIES&quot; are there ?&quot; The Mother, quite surprised at her Daughter, smiled and answered . &quot;Well dear, a man goes through three phases . In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard . In his thirties and forties, it&#039;s like a Birch Tree, flexible but reliable . After that in his fifties, it&#039;s like a Christmas Tree. &quot; &quot;A Christmas Tree ??&quot; &quot;Yes dear, dead from the root up, and the balls are for decoration only ! ! &quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 504570, member: 1246"] [B][I][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff1493]A family was sitting at the dinner table one evening in a warm and cozy atmosphere . The young Son of this family speaks up and asks his Father, "Dad, how many kinds of "BOOBIES" are there ???" The Father, very surprised at his young Son's question, answered ..... "Well Son, there's at least three kinds of women's breasts . In a woman's twenties, her breasts are like melons, round and firm . In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but starting to sag just a bit . After fifty, they are like onions ." "Onions, answered the Son." "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry !" [/COLOR][COLOR=#0000ff]This infuriated his Wife and Daughter, so his Daughter said, "Mom, how many types of "WILLIES" are there ?" The Mother, quite surprised at her Daughter, smiled and answered . "Well dear, a man goes through three phases . In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard . In his thirties and forties, it's like a Birch Tree, flexible but reliable . After that in his fifties, it's like a Christmas Tree. " "A Christmas Tree ??" [/COLOR][COLOR=#ff1493]"Yes dear, dead from the root up, and the balls are for decoration only ! ! " [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]

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