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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 505109" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">King Solomon Trial.......</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And so they began arguing until the King called for silence. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Sounds good to me," said the first lady. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 505109, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]King Solomon Trial.......[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they began arguing until the King called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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