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<blockquote data-quote="Tater&amp;#039;s Dad" data-source="post: 509468" data-attributes="member: 20819">An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, &#039;George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? &nbsp;Are you at peace with God?&#039;&nbsp;George replies, &#039;God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he&#039;s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to thebathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I&#039;m done, poof! The light goes off.&#039;&nbsp;&#039;Wow, that&#039;s incredible,&#039; the doctor says. A little later in the day, the Doctor calls George&#039;s wife. &#039;Ethel,&#039; he says, &#039;George is doing fine! But Ihad to call you because I&#039;m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he&#039;s done, poof! The light goes off?&#039;&nbsp;&#039;Oh my God!&#039; Ethel exclaims. &#039;He&#039;s pissing in the fridge again!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Tater's Dad, post: 509468, member: 20819"] [B][SIZE=4]An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with n[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]ormal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are y[/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][B]ou doing mentally and emotionally? [/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]Are you at peace with God?'[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes o[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]ff.'[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it t[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]rue that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the b[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]athroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?'[/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=#0000cc] [/COLOR] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000cc][B]'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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