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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 510108" data-attributes="member: 1246">Guess What?&nbsp;A couple was sitting up waiting for their son Richard to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face. &nbsp; &quot;Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. &quot;Guess what! I&#039;ve just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!&quot; &nbsp; His mother turned red and said to her husband, &quot;He&#039;s your son. You talk to him&quot;. Then she left the room. &nbsp; The father said, &quot;Son, that&#039;s great. Now you&#039;ve become a man and I&#039;m proud of you. I&#039;m going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you&#039;ve been wanting. I hope you don&#039;t mind waiting till payday to get it&quot;. &nbsp; &quot;That&#039;s OK, Dad&quot;, said the boy. &quot;I couldn&#039;t ride it right now anyway, my <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> is too sore...&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 510108, member: 1246"] Guess What? [SIZE=2]A couple was sitting up waiting for their son Richard to come home[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] smile on his face.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what![/SIZE] [SIZE=2] I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] talk to him". Then she left the room.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] The father said, "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] payday to get it".[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] "That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway,[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] my :censored: is too sore..."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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