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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 511687" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Profound Statements</p><p></p><p>1. In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is </p><p> a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.</p><p> -- John Adams</p><p> </p><p>2. If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. </p><p> If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.</p><p> -- Mark Twain</p><p></p><p>3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. </p><p> But then I repeat myself.</p><p> -- Mark Twain</p><p></p><p>4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into</p><p> prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself</p><p> up by the handle.</p><p> -- Winston Churchill</p><p></p><p>5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend</p><p> on the support of Paul.</p><p> -- George Bernard Shaw</p><p></p><p>6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow</p><p> man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.</p><p> -- G. Gordon Liddy</p><p></p><p>7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep</p><p> voting on what to have for dinner.</p><p> -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)</p><p></p><p>8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from</p><p> poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.</p><p> -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University</p><p></p><p>9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey</p><p> and car keys to teenage boys.</p><p> -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian</p><p></p><p>10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody</p><p> endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.</p><p> -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)</p><p></p><p>11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a</p><p> few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.</p><p> And if it stops moving, subsidize it.</p><p> -- Ronald Reagan (1986)</p><p></p><p>12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report</p><p> the facts.</p><p> -- Will Rogers</p><p></p><p>13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you</p><p> see what it costs when it's free!</p><p> -- P.J. O'Rourke</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 511687, member: 1246"] Profound Statements 1. In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw 6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy 7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University 9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850) 11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986) 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers 13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke [/QUOTE]
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