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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 512645" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">THE NEBRASKA WIFE ...........</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The third man had married a beautiful girl from Nebraska. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 512645, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=arial][FONT=arial][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]THE NEBRASKA WIFE ...........[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The third man had married a beautiful girl from Nebraska. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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