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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 513076" data-attributes="member: 1246">TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO ACHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:&nbsp;(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.&nbsp;(9) Directions to your doctor&#039;s office include&quot;Take a left when you enter the trailer park.&quot;&nbsp;(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.&nbsp;(7) The only proctologist in the plan is &quot;Gus&quot; from Roto-Rooter.&nbsp;(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is &quot;an apple a day...&quot;&nbsp;(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.&nbsp;4) &quot;The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,&quot; is not a typographical error.&nbsp;(3) The only expense covered 100% is &quot;embalming.&quot;&nbsp;(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M&#039;s on them.&nbsp;AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU&#039;VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:&nbsp;(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 513076, member: 1246"] TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape. [/QUOTE]

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