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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 513995" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>The Perks of Being Over 50...</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 15. You sing along with elevator music.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 16. Your eyes won't get much worse.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 513995, member: 1246"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000][B]The Perks of Being Over 50...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial]1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 15. You sing along with elevator music.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 16. Your eyes won't get much worse.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial] 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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