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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 515078" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is </span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #dd2728"><span style="color: #dd2728">DEAD </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px">..</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The driver feels so awful</span></span><span style="font-size: 22px">that he begins to cry.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I feel terrible," ! he explains,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The blonde says,"Don't worry." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The man is astonished.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">He runs over to the woman and demands,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #0022f7"><span style="color: #0022f7">"What is in that can?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #0022f7"><span style="color: #0022f7">What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">It says..</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #6d28f9"><span style="color: #6d28f9">(Are you ready for this?)</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #72f745"><span style="color: #72f745">(Are you sure?)</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #387e7d"><span style="color: #387e7d">(You know you're gonna be sorry) </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #dc2b85"><span style="color: #dc2b85">(Last chance)</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #6e1b7f"><span style="color: #6e1b7f">(OK, here it is)</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #6d28f9"><span style="color: #6d28f9">It says,</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #dd2728"><span style="color: #dd2728">"Hair Spray</span></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px">Restores life to dead hair,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px">and adds permanent wave."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fffb32"><span style="color: #fffb32">H</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #3a7c0e"><span style="color: #3a7c0e">a</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #71fafa"><span style="color: #71fafa">p</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #db35fd"><span style="color: #db35fd">p</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fffb32"><span style="color: #fffb32">y</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #3a7c0e"><span style="color: #3a7c0e">E</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #71fafa"><span style="color: #71fafa">a</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #db35fd"><span style="color: #db35fd">s</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fffb32"><span style="color: #fffb32">t</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #3a7c0e"><span style="color: #3a7c0e">er</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 515078, member: 8657"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#dd2728][COLOR=#dd2728]DEAD [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6]..[/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The driver feels so awful[/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=6]that he begins to cry.[/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]"I feel terrible," ! he explains,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The blonde says,"Don't worry." [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The man is astonished.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]He runs over to the woman and demands,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#0022f7][COLOR=#0022f7]"What is in that can?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#0022f7][COLOR=#0022f7]What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]It says..[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#6d28f9][COLOR=#6d28f9](Are you ready for this?)[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#72f745][COLOR=#72f745](Are you sure?)[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#387e7d][COLOR=#387e7d](You know you're gonna be sorry) [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#dc2b85][COLOR=#dc2b85](Last chance)[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#6e1b7f][COLOR=#6e1b7f](OK, here it is)[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#6d28f9][COLOR=#6d28f9]It says,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#dd2728][COLOR=#dd2728]"Hair Spray[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7]Restores life to dead hair,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7]and adds permanent wave."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fffb32][COLOR=#fffb32]H[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#3a7c0e][COLOR=#3a7c0e]a[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=#71fafa][COLOR=#71fafa]p[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=7][COLOR=#db35fd][COLOR=#db35fd]p[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=#fffb32][COLOR=#fffb32]y[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=#3a7c0e][COLOR=#3a7c0e]E[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=7][COLOR=#71fafa][COLOR=#71fafa]a[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=#db35fd][COLOR=#db35fd]s[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fffb32][COLOR=#fffb32]t[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=7][COLOR=#3a7c0e][COLOR=#3a7c0e]er[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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