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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 519076" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>No Underwear</p><p> </p><p><em><span style="color: #585858">Here's a safety brief for you. Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #585858">True story:</span></em></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #585858">The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 519076, member: 1246"] No Underwear [I][COLOR=#585858]Here's a safety brief for you. Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.[/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#585858]True story:[/COLOR][/I] [LEFT][COLOR=#585858]From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#585858]The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#585858]The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#585858]Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#585858]On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#585858]The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.[/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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