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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 523537" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>1-Day Employment</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">So after landing my new job as a</span></span></span></strong><strong> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Wal-Mart</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"> greeter,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">a good find for many retirees,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">I lasted less than a day......</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, '</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Good morning</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"> and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? '</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">So I replied,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">' I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">I just can't believe someone would have slept with you twice.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. '</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">.</span></span></span> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 523537, member: 1246"] 1-Day Employment [LEFT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]So after landing my new job as a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Wal-Mart[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333] greeter,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]a good find for many retirees,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]I lasted less than a day......[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, '[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Good morning[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333] and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? '[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]So I replied,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]' I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]I just can't believe someone would have slept with you twice.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. '[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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