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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 530287" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When Aging Reality Sets In.................</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the seat.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">11. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">12. Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">13. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">14. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled, and blind they don't recognize you.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">15. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 530287, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]When Aging Reality Sets In.................[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the seat.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]11. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]12. Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]13. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]14. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled, and blind they don't recognize you.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]15. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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