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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 531983" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>for all golfers...</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><strong>Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels in</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><strong>love with </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000040"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><strong>her. But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><strong>dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040">And so....</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><strong>on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinnerand had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. </strong></span></span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his newfound </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>lady friend. ' I eat, sleep and breathe golf , so if that's going to be a </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>problem, you'd better say so now!' </strong></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker.'</strong></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>'I see,' Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added,</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'</strong></span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 531983, member: 1246"] for all golfers... [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3] [B][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][B]Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels in[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][B]love with [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=#000040] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][B]her. But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][COLOR=#000040] [/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][B]dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040]And so....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][B]on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinnerand had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his newfound [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]lady friend. ' I eat, sleep and breathe golf , so if that's going to be a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]problem, you'd better say so now!' [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]'I see,' Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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