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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 533604" data-attributes="member: 1246">A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at his home where they were going to serve stuffed whole baked fish as the main course.&nbsp;While the guests were eating the appetizer, the cook came to the host and whispered, &quot;Please come urgently to the kitchen.&quot;&nbsp;The host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while he was serving the starter, the cat ate a big chunk of the fish which they were going to serve. The host said, &quot;Just fill the hole with stuffing and turn the other side up, nobody will notice.&quot;&nbsp;The fish was served and when they were nearly finished eating, the host was again called to the kitchen. The cook said, &quot;The cat is dead!&quot;&nbsp;The host rushed back to the dinner party and apologized, &quot;Something was wrong with the fish and everyone must have their stomachs pumped out at the hospital.&quot;&nbsp;When they came back everything was still fine and the host went to ask the cook, &quot;Where is the cat?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Oh,&quot; said the chef, &quot;The cat is still by the road where the car ran it down.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 533604, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at his home where they were going to serve stuffed whole baked fish as the main course.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]While the guests were eating the appetizer, the cook came to the host and whispered, "Please come urgently to the kitchen."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while he was serving the starter, the cat ate a big chunk of the fish which they were going to serve. The host said, "Just fill the hole with stuffing and turn the other side up, nobody will notice."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The fish was served and when they were nearly finished eating, the host was again called to the kitchen. The cook said, "The cat is dead!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The host rushed back to the dinner party and apologized, "Something was wrong with the fish and everyone must have their stomachs pumped out at the hospital."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When they came back everything was still fine and the host went to ask the cook, "Where is the cat?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Oh," said the chef, "The cat is still by the road where the car ran it down." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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