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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 544947" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong>Subject:</strong></em> quotes & thoughts</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Are marbles made of marble? </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 544947, member: 1246"] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] quotes & thoughts [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Are marbles made of marble? [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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