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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 546763" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A <em><em>WASHINGTON POST </em></em>COMPETITION</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><strong>WITH THE</strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> <u>MOST ROMANTIC</u></strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><strong>FIRST LINE, AND THE</strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> <u>LEAST ROMANTIC</u> </strong></span></span></span>SECOND LINE:</strong> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Marrying you has screwed up my life.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. I see your face when I am dreaming.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> That's why I always wake up screaming.</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> This describes everything you are not.</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. I thought that I could love no other --</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> that is until I met your brother.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> empty and so is your head.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> But don't take that paper bag off your face.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. My love, you take my breath away.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> What have you stepped in to smell this way?</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. My feelings for you no words can tell,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Except for maybe 'Jump in a well.'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Two parts vodka, one part lime. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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