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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 547283" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A Stimulus Story</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In a small town in the </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">United States</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, the place looks almost totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">He enters the towns only hotel, lays a 100 Dollar Bill on the reception counter as a deposit, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Dollar Bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The Butcher takes the 100 Dollar Bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The pig farmer runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Dollar Bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Dollar Bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Dollar Bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">At that moment, the tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes back his 100 Dollar Bill, saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">No one earned anything.......... However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government and the State of </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">California</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> are doing business today.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 547283, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma]A Stimulus Story[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]In a small town in the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]United States[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial], the place looks almost totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=red] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=red] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]He enters the towns only hotel, lays a 100 Dollar Bill on the reception counter as a deposit, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Dollar Bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The Butcher takes the 100 Dollar Bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The pig farmer runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Dollar Bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Dollar Bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Dollar Bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]At that moment, the tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes back his 100 Dollar Bill, saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]No one earned anything.......... However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government and the State of [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]California[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] are doing business today.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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