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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 548449" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Football</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred-yard dash.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 548449, member: 1246"] Football [FONT=Times New Roman]A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred-yard dash.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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