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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 548820" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website </span></span></span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________ </span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Does it ever get windy in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> UK</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">).</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Depends how much you've been drinking.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I want to walk from Perth</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">to Sydney</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">- can I follow the railroad tracks? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Sweden</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">: </span></span><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">.... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Which direction is North in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can I bring cutlery into Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">UK</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Why? Just use your fingers like we do...</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can you send me the Vienna</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Boys' Choir schedule? (</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> USA</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can I wear high heels in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">UK</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">:</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">You are a British politician, right?</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q:</span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Are there supermarkets in Sydney</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and is milk available all year round? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Germany</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.</span></span></strong></p><p><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Milk is illegal</span></span></strong></u><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Please send a list of all doctors in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________ </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________ </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> Italy</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Yes, gay night clubs.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________ </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">France</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Only at Christmas.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">__________________________________________________ </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Q: </span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (</span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">USA</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">A</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 548820, member: 1246"] [B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000]These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________ [/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Does it ever get windy in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana] UK[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]).[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Depends how much you've been drinking.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]I want to walk from Perth[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]to Sydney[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]- can I follow the railroad tracks? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]Sweden[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]: [/COLOR][/FONT][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black].... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Which direction is North in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Can I bring cutlery into Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]UK[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Why? Just use your fingers like we do...[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Can you send me the Vienna[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Boys' Choir schedule? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana] USA[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Can I wear high heels in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]UK[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]You are a British politician, right?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Are there supermarkets in Sydney[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]and is milk available all year round? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]Germany[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [U][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Milk is illegal[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/U][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Please send a list of all doctors in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________ [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________ [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana] Italy[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: Yes, gay night clubs.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________ [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]France[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: Only at Christmas.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]__________________________________________________ [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]Q: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ([/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]USA[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana])[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]A[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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