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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 549391" data-attributes="member: 1246">Ghosts&nbsp;A professor at the University of Al abama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To get a feel for his audience, he asks, &#039;How many people here believe in ghosts?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About 90 students raise their hands. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that&#039;s a good start. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About 40 students raise their hands. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That&#039;s really good. I&#039;m really glad you take this seriously. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About 15 students raise their hand. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Three students raise their hands. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That&#039;s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?&#039; &nbsp;Way in 20th row back, a boy raises his hand. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The professor takes off his glasses, and says &#039;Son, all the years I&#039;ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You&#039;ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, &#039;So, tell us what it&#039;s like to have sex with a ghost?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The big redneck replied.... &nbsp;&#039;Schiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said “Goats”... </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 549391, member: 1246"] Ghosts [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A professor at the University of Al abama was giving a lecture on the supernatural.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]About 90 students raise their hands.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Well, that's a good start.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]About 40 students raise their hands.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]About 15 students raise their hand.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Three students raise their hands.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Way in 20th row back, a boy raises his hand. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The big redneck replied....[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Schiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said “Goats”... [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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