Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 553813" data-attributes="member: 1246">Why were you fired from your last job? ...........&nbsp;&nbsp;I used to work in a dairy. I got fired for getting in the whey. &nbsp;I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way. &nbsp;I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn&#039;t find an opening. &nbsp;I was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn&#039;t concentrate. &nbsp;I tried to be a chef. I imagined it would add a little spice to my life. But I didn&#039;t have the thyme. &nbsp;I once was a tailor, but I wasn&#039;t suited for it. It was a so-so job. &nbsp;I worked at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind. &nbsp;I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. &nbsp;I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn&#039;t cut the mustard. &nbsp;I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining. &nbsp;I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn&#039;t hack it. So they gave me the ax. &nbsp;I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn&#039;t fit in. &nbsp;I became a fisherman, but couldn&#039;t live on my net income. &nbsp;I was a musician, but I found I wasn&#039;t noteworthy. &nbsp;I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn&#039;t fit for the job. &nbsp;I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that! &nbsp;I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn&#039;t have any patience.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 553813, member: 1246"] Why were you fired from your last job? ........... I used to work in a dairy. I got fired for getting in the whey. I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way. I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. I was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate. I tried to be a chef. I imagined it would add a little spice to my life. But I didn't have the thyme. I once was a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it. It was a so-so job. I worked at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind. I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining. I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the ax. I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn't fit in. I became a fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income. I was a musician, but I found I wasn't noteworthy. I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that! I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. [/QUOTE]

Verification