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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 559860" data-attributes="member: 1246">Deaf Wife...... Priceless &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A man feared his wife wasn&#039;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. &nbsp;Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. &nbsp;The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. &nbsp;Here&#039;s what you do,&quot; said the Doctor, &quot;stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.&nbsp;If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.&quot; &nbsp;That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, &quot;I&#039;m about 40 feet away, let&#039;s see what happens.&quot; &nbsp;Then in a normal tone he asks, &#039;Honey, what&#039;s for dinner?&quot; &nbsp;No response. &nbsp;So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, &quot;Honey, what&#039;s for dinner?&quot; &nbsp;Still no response. &nbsp;Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, &quot;Honey, what&#039;s for dinner?&quot; &nbsp;Again he gets no response. &nbsp;So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. &quot;Honey, what&#039;s for dinner?&quot; &nbsp;Again there is no response.&nbsp;&nbsp;So he walks right up behind her. &quot;Honey, what&#039;s for dinner?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;BOB! For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 559860, member: 1246"] Deaf Wife...... Priceless [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]No response. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Still no response. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Again he gets no response. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Again there is no response.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B]"BOB! For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"[/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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