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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 567047" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Subject: </strong></span></span><strong>Obama Lie Clock?????</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">of St.. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">wall of clocks behind him.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He asked, "What are all those clocks?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">the hands on your clock will move."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">that?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">have never moved, indicating that she never told a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">lie."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Incredible",</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">said the man. "And whose clock is that</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">one?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">life."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">where's President OBamas clock?", asked the</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">man.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Obama's</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">ceiling</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">fan."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 567047, member: 1246"] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][B]Subject: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][B]Obama Lie Clock?????[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]of St.. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]wall of clocks behind him.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]He asked, "What are all those clocks?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]the hands on your clock will move."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]that?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]have never moved, indicating that she never told a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]lie."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]"Incredible",[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]said the man. "And whose clock is that[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]one?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]life."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]where's President OBamas clock?", asked the[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]man.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]"Obama's[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]ceiling[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]fan."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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